My Letter to Santa Claus

I'm gonna write a letter to Santa Claus today.

I'll tell him everything I'd like so he'll pack them in his sleigh.

I'd like to have a face lift and lots of liposuction,

Starting from my chin on down, I need so much reduction.

I also need some hair removed or I'll need to buy a razor.

I've so many parts that need repaired, do they do that with a laser?

If Santa doesn't help me and bring my presents in his sleigh,

  I'll be doomed to shave and jiggle, and I'll always look this way.

Copyright  -  Gloria Martel